Hello fellow bloggers! Did you miss me? Ha I have! Well, I have much more than just a few cute pictures to share with you. So sit down and listen. I would also like to apologize in advance if my post is overly long, but it does cover a span of almost two weeks.
December 22nd I began my long journey to Texas via airplane, my plan was to see my good friend Mister Walsh. Sadly we didn't get to meet up because he was flying out the next morning. Instead of seeing him I stayed with my mama and Mankie. The f
irst thing my mom made me do was take out my size 0 gauges. It really upset me but she's my mom and I love her. Even if she
is insane. I was left at Mankie and Grampy's house for a wee bit. Sunni and I took a photo. It's quite amazing at how big yet small he is, you know what I mean? I found out some ground breaking news about how there will soon be a new addition to my family. I wasn't sure how I felt about it but it really tore me up. No one expected this, especially not me. The additon will arrive in February or March, I cannot wait to meet him or her this summer. As long as the mommy is happy, I am very happy for her.<3
I got to see my son, who will be turning eight or nine in March. Ha ha time passes really fast nowadays!
I was disappointed to find out that my mom was back to dating this idiot named George. Quick flashback, George was in my life two years ago but that ended when he was put in jail for a whole lot of miscellaneous crimes that I honestly don't care to know. I was informed by my mother that he just recently got out of prision. December 6th to be exact. I was really mad that my mom wouldn't tell me something like that especially when I have zero respect and zero tolerance for him. Though, if I had known George was there, I probably would have tried my very best to avoid staying with her as long as he was present. Anyhow, we'll get back to him pretty soon. I'll continue on as best as I can remember.
The next morning I cooked migas for George's little neices for breakfast, they were pretty good! :D Later, my Biggo Brudder and I went to see Tron: Legacy. I took no photographs of us because it seemed inappropiate. Well Tron was quite the movie, not because it was great or the production value or whatever; it was fantastic because we made it fantastic! There was a few scenes that were particularly funny due to the comical nature of my Biggo Brudder and myself. One scene the father is asking his son, Sammy, a bunch of questions. Then the dad says, "Well son, I bet you have alott of questions for me..." Then Sammy says, "Only one..." (Long dramatic pause) Biggo Brudder says (for Sammy) "Where's the bathroom?" Ha ha ha, classic. Then there was this other part where the evil version of Sammy's dad got that one girl who was the last of her kind and said, "I have something special for you..." And I said, "My penis!" Fantastic, eh? It was great although people were looking at us funny. We're not the kind who care. We caught up on a bajillion things and just had a great time. I miss my Biggo Brudder alot!<3 The night ended at the giant orange squiggly thing downtown and getting picked up my my mother and that rat of a man.
On the 24th it was decided that we make our way to Waco, Texas where my Mankie, Grampy, and G.J. would visit mis tios y primos. It was a really long drive but it was worth it. I hadn't seen that part of my family in quite a while and I really missed them. Things were the same and different. Nerd and my eldest cousin were both working and couldn't make it for the visit. They were given lots of love, some cookies, and a little bit of Christmas prsesents. If it weren't for my grandparent's being the giving people they are, they would have no Christmas. We ate at IHOP and as for the photo of the disel gas price, I wanted to prove that the number pi was used outside of school, ha ha. Get it? By the way, that was the only picture I took whilst in Waco. The next thing that happened was the long voyage back to San Antonio and then visiting my brother Michael at his living quarters. He was throwing a Christmas party that I didn't stay long enough to see progress. I gave Michael his gifts and a really big hug and we conversed a bit before I got picked up by Joey. I promised Joey last year that I would spend Christmas with him; and since his family celebrates on Christmas eve, it worked out perfectly. Damn it was insane! I walked into Joey's grandma's house and there were people hugging me left and right. They were wondering how I was and told me how much they missed me. Just everything. It was the way I wanted my mom to be... I digress. I gave Joey, Jazzpants, Julio, Jenny, Drea, Dad Garcia, and Mom Garcia thier Christmas presents from me. I had a really good time, especially when Dad Garcia stumbled all over us, ha ha ha.
On Christmas day my mom told Joey to spend Christmas with us because she already had people over at the house and didn't really want to leave them there. (Afterall, they were George's family.) So Joey took my brother and I too my mom's where we just hung out and played pool or video games. Nothing exciting except that we were celebrating Thanksgiving on account of George being in prision of that time. I ate brisket and mashed potatoes because everything else looked pretty gross. George made a big deal about me having my feet on Joey's legs and that caused a problem with George... (This was the same night that he called me his setepdaughter, which I will never be.) Eventually Joey took Michael home and my night ended shortly afterward.
On the 26th, Cupcake and I went ice skating and talked about a lot! We ran into Omar and caught up on everything that we've missed from each other. We got lost like usual but didn't end up in Mico, Texas this time! Ha ha ha. We ate at Bill Miler's, one of the best Texan food establishments;<3 Then after a while we when to my mom's house and played Blokus, WiiPlay, and WiiSports. Good shtuf, I miss my Cupcake too! We didn't take any photos but it's okay. I think the memories are more important, like Cupcake falling on the ice! Heehee.
A Ninja Turtle and I went to go see Gulliver's Travels which had such an awkward ending... It was nothing but Apple advertising which was upsetting to me. There is one part when Gulliver drops his iPhone 3G and it turns into an iPhone 4 while it's on the ground, yet whn he pick it up it's back to being a 3G. Complete bull right? I had a lot of fun with my Ninja Turtle and his fancy car with "mood lights". We ate a Jack in the Box and my food was kinda terrible. There was this perfect moment when he shook his taco at me and a bit of it got on me ha ha ha. I said, "Why did you do that?" And Ninja Turtle said, "I just wanted to shake my taco." So I was all, "That's what she said, oooohhhh!" Ha ha, brilliant.
Ninja Turtle dropped me off at Angie's house and I spent the night for the first time ever! It was super fun we watched My Sister's Keeper and I painted on her wall! It says "I'm Dreaming about Passíon(: 12.27.2010" And all around it "iloveyou:Angie;<3" is written. It took forever but it was really fun to do. It was funnt when I would move around and Angie would get scared, "I said no sudden movements!" Ha ha, it was great. I wish I would have had more time with Angie but I fell asleep watching the Spongebob movie, lol. We didn't take photos except the ones of me painting and the latter ones which will be seen when they are due. The next morning we ate breakfast together before Rico Suave picked me up.
We didn't know what to do so we just decided to see Little Fockers which was most terrible by the way. We saw about an hour into it when Rico Suave turned to me and asked, "Are you even enjoying this movie?" I turned to him and said, "Honestly, I don't know what the hell is going on." We laughed and walked out of the theatre then moved on to Ingram Park Mall. I forgot to mention that prior to my visit, Rico Suave asked me to purchase some system for his vehicle. I though that it was completely ridiculous so I went to Wal-Mart and ourchased two Hot Wheels.(: Anyhow, whilst at Ingram Rico suave and I walked in and out of some stores but eventually her purchased two pairs of 00 gauges for me! After that we went to a semi-fancy sushi place whose name I have forgotten, lol. He had some sort of tuna roll and I had rice curry. Oh my gosh, I haven't had Japanese curry in such a long time. (Besides when my mom would make it but you know I mean, her's is still very good!) Moving on, we spent a good while on the highest point of the parking garage talking and all that business until I requested that we go get ice cream! Well I don't know what it is about me but I guess I have a enspelling effect on the male gender, ha ha ha. Just kidding. But Rico Suave went the wrong time more than once while we were driving around and it took quite a whole just to get to a Dairy Queen. We had double dipped medium cones, yummy.(: Our next stop was Target and he parked all far so I jumped in the front of his mother's Jeep and parked us closer. Oh yeah, feel the wrath of Passíon! I don't remember everything I bought but I know that I bought some deoderant for Rico, not because he smelled or anything but because it's what he wanted lol. After that we were going somewhere and eventually I directed him to the Garcia household where my night began. Joey and I met James at Peter Piper Pizza to watch the Spurs whoop the Lakers. Originally, we were supposed to go to Buffalo Wild Wings... but it was like an hour wait! After the Spurs won we made our way to Rocky's Taco house where I had one bean and cheese and a carne guisada con queso, mmmmmm. I miss
real tacos. We returned to the Garcia residence where the night came to a close.
Now we're on December 29th! Mom Garcia made bacon and eggs for breakfast. I helped the kiddos with thier iPads, iTunes, and the like. I was supposed to see Teddy Bear but he got sick.): It was fun spending the day with the kids though, I love them a lot. They just need to watch thier language a bit. We spent a majority of the day at McDonald's mooching the free Wi-Fi so the kiddos could put apps on thier iPads lol. I ended up going back to my mother's house and staying there for the night. Oh, but not before driving the truck!
The first thing we did was go to a furniture store and watch my mama make a scene so she could pay thirty dollars less or something like that. (w00t Mom!) Whislt there, I made be George be useful and take this photo. (I plan to photoshop it and make it cool later, which will be in another post.) I didn't really know what to do after that because we were going to go to George's brother's house and I didn't want to. I called up Peter Butter and hung out in front of his house for a good while. Next, I went to eat at The Sun: Chinese Mongolian Resturant with my mom and George. My Kkarnage was supposed to come with us but her mother was holding her hostage.): Anyhow after George being a dickholeto my mama at dd's Discounts, they dropped me off at the Bandera Bowl so I could bowl with last year's varsity mariachi group! (I found the I heart Obama belt at dd's Discounts!) I was really excited until I realized that only one person I really talked to was there... It really upset me that Luz was working and that Jaime wasn't there. So I was rather quiet but it was funny because I seemed to be the best at bowling. :D Well anyhow, I left early because it took forever for us to get a lane... The night ended with a lot of hugs.<3
New Year's Eve was fun partly. I went to go meet a group of friends at South Park Mall and from there they were taking me to a suprise place! I was pretty upset when my mom didn't want to drop me off at the mall because she felt "uncomfortable". -_-" I'm about to graduate high school and my mom is scared to leave me at a mall. GREAT. Anyhow, I convinced her and I ended up being at the mall alone for about an hour, lol. I ended up spending money and taking a photograph of that stool over to the right. Well when they finally got there, I sat shotgun because Ally was afriad of Maria's driving. No one really knew how to get where we were going so we drve around like idiots, which is always fun as ong as you don't end up in Mico, Texas.(: So we stopped at a Valero because I was thirsty and also so the other five of them could discuss the top secret plan. It was really funny because there was this guy, and what I assume to be his son, selling Corgi puppies for twenty-five dollars.
Our whole group fell in love with the puppies lol, pffft WOMEN! I went inside and purchased a nasty, terrible, disgusting cupcake and a monster because I knew I would need the energy to keep up with everyone lol. Then we ended up in the middle of nowhere which is exactly where we were supposed to be.
Well actually we were supposed to be a the donkey lady bridge which took us forever to get to and it was kinda lame lol. I think the best part of the whole thing was that we were all together as a group again and that was what mattered. It was quite a day of being scared and scaring the others ha ha. So even if nothing happened at the donkey lady bridge, we had a good time and made the best of it!<3 We ended up going downtown and driving around for about 3615723 hours well until eleven, lol. It was really crazy seeing $50 parking! Eventually my mom picked me up at Exxon and forced me to go to George's brother's to celebrate New Year's Eve. I had a feeling in the pit of my stomach that this would not go down well. I guess things were going as a party normally progresses and then 3, 2, 1... HAPPY NEW YEAR! Fireworks popping. Yaaaayyy, well not really. I hate fireworks.): Well I was happy for the new year though because we had to pick my brother up from work at 12:30. "Finally," I tohught to myself, "I can go home and not be surrounded by these idiots!" But I was wrong. When we got to the Valero that my brother works at, he had to stay much later. My mom wanted to see her friend Ana, which I was completely not opposed to. Everything was fine until George was being a dick about Ana's son beating him in pool. She asked us to leave therefore we went to our old neighbor's house. I hate holidays and such because I feel like I'm a bracelet on my mother's wrist: I'm just an accessory that's always with her. She made me go "play with the kids" as in talking to a twelve, eight, and four year old. HOW FUN. -_-" Eventually we left and everything was fne. I was
finally going to get some sleep, afterall, it was two in the morning. So we went again to pick up Nerd and this time we were successful yet George convinced my mom to go back to those people's house for yet another hour. I was really pissed and Nerd and I discussed this a lot. I could not help but cry./: We hung out with the little girls again and played with thier bunnies lol. So random. George stormed out of the house and my followed so Nerd and I got up and left. They were yelling at each other and being really stupid about a shirt. George was almost hitting my brother which really made me mad. No one is allowed to fuck with my mom like that.):< Moving on, my mom decided to drop George off beased on his drunkenness. My mom was driving on the highway, trying to ignore George and making our way to George's brother's. Completely fine by me, this fucker needed to go. As we approached the exit required to drop George off, he pushed the steering wheel the opposite way that we were headed and we almost hit the divider between the highway and the exit. MY heart was pounding and everyone yelled at George. Mom: "What the fuck do you think you're doing asshole?!?!" (She also smacked his head.) Nerd: "George quit your shit!" Me (crying): "You're gonna fucking kill us!"
I was so scared that I would just die between the exit and the highway... and nobody would know. It would take forever for any of my friends to find out about my death. It was tragic. Upon approaching the next exit, the idiot pulled the same manuver but almost hit another vehicle. Repeats of the first aftermath, then we finally
did get off the third exit. We finally arrived at George's brother's at around four (am). He took the key out of the ignition and ran off. He tried to throw a brick at my mom and failed due to drunkenness. He also has my mother's phone and her camera in his possesion which did litelt to improve the situation. Detail, details, details. We ended up going home with out him and arriving at around five in the morning. I tried to sleep but I couldn't until seven in the morning on New Year's day.
New Year's day fell on a Saturday and I had one mission: La pulga! Prepare yourself for a lot of photgraphs!
Creepy Hello Kitty mask/cape combo
Botas!
Terrible depiction of Wall-e. Gotta love Mexico!
Texans = most proud people in the world!
Texans farm and drink at the same time. ;D
Batman, Hulk, Mr. Incredible, Thing, Spiderman
The colors are terrible!
Over sparkly belts. Puro Tejanos!
Spiderman, Hulk, Ben 10, Superman, Mini Batman
Toy Story heehee.
Mexican piggy banks
o.O
Powers Go-On Rangers
Have you ever just wanted to fuck Santa up? xD
Mas botas.
InterChange: War King
That's one sexy Hello Kitty
My feet and Jesus!
Yugi-Oh or Pokemon anyone?
Yeah....
Que Sexy! xD
The lady of my son.
iPod? xD
The night ended with Joey and the kiddos spending the night! It was super fun lol. We played the Wii and on the iPads and watched Funny People. Well I started to fall asleep during Funny People so me and Jazzpants slept in the room with the tempurpedic and Joey and his little brother slept in my room.
I guess my mom bought a rock hard tempurpedic because I woke up feeling terrible lol and the only part that made a dent in the material was my butt, lol. We had barbacoa (you know cow's head meat) for breakfast and then the kiddos left. I went to go hang out with &-D and Mr. Opportunity and our vehicle broke down! (I just found out that &-D's sister was the cause of our car troubles.) Grampy called to tell me something but ended up trying to assist &-D with the vehicular issues. He called to tell me that the college I want to go to isn't good enough... -_- We walked to Target and back then Mr. Oppurtunity and I slow danced on the side of the road, lol. We also counted thenumber of people who looked straight at us and did nothing about it. The original plan was to get gyros from Mini & Dimi's (A Greek resturant) but obviously that failed. Good thing there was a Chili's nearby. We started eating there then &-D's dad came to tow the vehicle home. We agreed that we would hang out again later, which we did, at arounf 11 pm. We got Sonic and then drove around lol. We ended up at my house until almost two in the morning. They bestowed the greatest Christmas presents to me; a photograph of them and Mexican candies! :D I hoped they would see me off the next morning and they hoped the same, until then I would sleep.
I woke up at a little passed four, got ready, and double checked if I missed anything. I was finally leaving, what a pain and a relief. I was ready much earlier than I needed to be but it was all good, Angie and Rico Suave would be awaitng me at the airport! Which I was very, very excited for because it has never happend for me before. &-D and Mr.Opportunity informed me that they could not make it which was okay because they had just seen me a few hours ago, lol. Well my mom woke up late and was rushing like usual. Lame. The last thing I saw before I left my mother's house was my baby Pawlie waiting by my suitcase. You can call me a baby... because I almost cried. I miss him soooo much! Well we made it to the airport and found Angie and Rico Suave at the Starbucks there. I ran over and hugged them and we talked as much as we could before it was time to say our goodbyes. It was so much fun and I know that I have the best friends in the world because I'm sure that not everyone would wake up before 6:00 am just to have thirty minutes together before I leave. It was really funny when Angie and I did the hand thing through the security glass and such. Rico Suave owes me that photo! It was a great way to start the day.
Look at the troll to the left, lol.
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